Thursday, January 8, 2009

Inappropriate New Years Story

I would like to thank the Uinta County Herald for posting such an inappropriate First Baby of the New Year story! Evanston (like most towns I am sure) has gifts they give away to the first baby of the new year. This year the baby is titled a "miracle baby" because the dad's vasectomy failed to work. I am sure the baby will love to know her parents had faulty birth control because a surgery on the dads genitals didn't work. GREAT, next time just say Here's the New Baby of 2009, congratulations! (but it was very educational on how ineffective vasectomies are, so next time I have to consider that possibility I will think twice):

A ‘Miracle baby:’ First baby born in 2009 at Evanston Regional HospitalPosted: Tuesday, Jan 6th, 2009BY: BECKY CRUM, Herald Reporter

Kourtney Limb holds up a No. 1 to show she’s the first baby born at Evanston Regional Hospital in 2009. She’s also the first girl born in her family of four boys. Kourtney Rene Limb was the first baby born at Evanston Regional Hospital for the New Year, and the first daughter born to Mehgan and Steven Limb. And that’s not all — she’s also a “miracle baby.”Kourtney was born on Jan. 2 at 12:34 p.m. to Mehgan, age 25 and Steven Limb, age 29, of Evanston. Dr. Eric C. Hansen, MD Obstetrics and Gynecology, was the attending physician.Kourtney weighed in at six pounds, eight ounces and measured 19 and a-half inches long.She is the Limbs’ first daughter. Kourtney has four brothers, Jeremiah, 6, Tyler, 5, Cody, 3, and Wyatt, 2.Kourtney’s parents called her a “miracle baby” because Steven had a vasectomy after the birth of their youngest son, Wyatt, two years ago.“We weren’t planning on having any more children. Steven had a vasectomy after Wyatt was born. When I found out I was pregnant, I was on the Internet making sure that this could happen. I wasn’t really excited until two weeks ago when I found out that they were 99.9 percent sure the baby was going to be a girl. She’s our miracle baby,” Mehgan said.Mehgan’s mother, Kristy Martin of Baggs, expressed enthusiasm over the birth of her first granddaughter.“I think it’s great. I finally got a granddaughter,” Kristy said excitedly.Mehgan said that Steven’s mother, Charlotte Limb of Evanston, is ecstatic.“It’s not her first granddaughter, but she’s very excited about getting another one,” Mehgan said.Steven works at Unit Drilling out of Casper. He commented that now it is Mehgan’s turn to “get fixed.”

1 comment:

rachel c-* said...

hahahahaha i love you christal. and that amazing town of evanston. they are real winners right there!
-rachel
p.s. i made a blog. go see it! it is.. rachelcluny.blogspot.com !